The Bagroom Blog

Now that i am a stock holder, i expect a little more work out of all you bag room slugs. Hump till it hurts !!

Just a reminder, Absolutely no employees are allowed in the employee support center. Please use the phone mounted on the other side of the glass. Do not attempt to contact anyone through the open glass window.

Thank you

THE BAGROOM BLOG IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS OWN VERSION OF AN EMPLOYEE ASSISTANCE TEAM,TO BE CALLED THE"ASSIST AND SUCCEED SECTION,OR A.S.S.  A.S.S.WILL BE HEADED BY MANAGER JACK CASS,WHO PROMISES TO DEDICATE HIS ENERGIES TO THE EMPLOYEES,"I INTEND TO GIVE THE RANK AND FILE JUST WHAT I THINK THEY DESERVE",.CASS WAS FORMERLY THE HEAD OF AN EMPLOYEE ASSIST TEAM FOR A MAJOR SPORTS ORGANIZATION.,"I HAVE BEEN AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER FOR YEARS"SAYS CASS,.FOR DAYS OFF EMPLOYEES CAN CONTACT MR CASS AT WWW.JACKOFF@A.S.S.COM

Attention Employees, Due to the heavy booked loads of the (insert season here) we are asking for your best work. Our on time performance rank (inter number here) is important to us just as you are. We must all pull together to get through this busy time.

Thank you (insert manager here)

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

 iTS ONLY HALF PAST TWELVE... BUT I DONT CARE.......ITS FIVE OCLOCK   SOMEWHERE.......

 

 

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

(THE FOLLOWING IS A SUGGESTED CORPORATE COMMERCIAL)

SAVINGS FROM EMPLOYEE PAY CUTS----60 MILLION

SAVINGS FROM PENSION FREEZES------40 MILLION

SAVINGS FROM HEALTH CARE DEFERRALS---30 MILLION

SAVINGS FROM LOST VACATION,OVERTIME,SHIFT PREMIUMS ETC.--20 MILLION

BUYING THE MORONS OFF WITH ICE CREAM,DAY OLD SANDWICHES AND AN INSINCERE HANDSHAKE

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DEAR BLOGGIE

 

     HELP!!!!!! MY LIFE IS IN RUINS....WHEN I LIVED IN BEAUTIFUL TAYLOR,ON GODDARD AND PARDEE,MY LIFE WAS PERFECT,THEN I MET A NICE TAYLOR GIRL( 3 TEETH,4 KIDS WITH DIFFERENT DADS) AND I MOVED DOWN IN LIFE TO LINCOLN PARK.NOW I LIVE ON CHAMPAIGN AND DIX ,MY BRIDE HAS LEFT ME FOR A GUY WITH A   NEWER TRUCK ,BLOGGIE WHAT SHOULD I DO?

                                                                                 SIGNED "TAYLOR TED"

 

DEAR "TED"

       HEY TED GET IT TOGETHER,PUT THE WHEELS BACK ON YOUR HOUSE DRAG IT BACK INTO TAYLOR-TUCKY AND GET BACK INTO THE GAME.HANG THAT ENGINE BLOCK FROM THE TREE ON YOUR LAWN,PUT ON THOSE DRESS CAMOS AND HIT THAT LOCAL BAR,FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER GIRL,HOSE HER OFF AND ENJOY.REMEMBER TED,YOU CAN TAKE THE REDNECK OUT OF TAYLOR,BUT YOU CANT TAKE THE TAYLOR OUT OF THE REDNECK.